The Job Search Continues - Part V

... calculator, which on would you be, and why?"
Without pausing for a breath, I answered. The answer came to me when
he finished the word "calculator" and I wanted him to know I had just
as quick of wit as he did.
"The plus button, 'cause you always want more."
He looked down, wrote and said at the same time "3 - + cuz..." then he
paused, looked up and said, "That's what she said..." I smiled, and he
finished writing, "...you always want more."
He then stapelled the paper to mhy resume, and told me he'd put it
where his manager could find it since "She does all the calling and
stuff."
I felt good about it though. He got my humour, and all the other
employees enjoyed my interview.

So that is all. It was fun, and I feel good about my future employment
at Lids. Don't get me wrong, Northern Reflections, Le Chateau, and
(maybe) American Eagle would be nice. The first two 'cause "c'mon
they're women's fashion, and let's be honest; I'm a guy. Yes, I know,
that sounds jerkish, but my New Year's resolution was to ...

The Job Search Coninues - Part I

So, for those of you who don't know, I am on the look out for a job. I
need something more consistent and with a little more pay. *shrug* but
who doesn't; am I right?
I've already applied to a few places, but to no avail, an you know the
only reason I'm writing is because SOMETHING was interesting about the
escapade. :)

I walked in the mall, ready for whatever American Eagle - err... -
they could throw at me.

For a small clarification, I had issue with the previous American
Eagle I applied to. The manager was (How do I say this in the most
politically correct fashion?) a female dog.
Needless to say, "I didn't end up applying there."

Once I got inside the mall, I checked the directory to see where I
needed to get to. The stores were in good places, and had me able to
walk a full curcuit of the mall, and end up at the door to get back
out.

First stop was American Eagle; a store I want to work at solely for
the employee discount.
What can I say? Good clothes. *shrug*

Next was Northern Reflections. I took...