Had some fun at work last night. Dave was on a roll. lol
Dave comes over and I've got country playing on the radio.
Dave: Oh wow... Great. [mocks square dancing] Now all I need is a cowboy hat.
Me: I own one. :P
Dave: Well then.
Taylor Swift comes on the radio.
Me: [rolls eyes] Not Taylor Swift -
Dave: I love Taylor Swift!
Me: What?! Why?!
Dave: I would jump her bones so fast. I would just make sweet, rip roaring love to her.
Me: Oh, so not a fan of the music. Alright, yeah. She is good looking. I'd get all over that too.
Dave: Yeah, but when I finished she'd dump me and write a song about it.
We both burst out laughing.
Dave was digging through a cage of parts. Grabbed a cardboard divider to start a new layer. Cuts his hand on it.
Dave : Son of a...
Me: And that's why we wear gloves.
Dave: Shut up. It's not that bad. It's mostly 'cause I have soft hands. I use that baby soft moisturizer soap stuff. Girls like soft hands.
Me: Not where I come from.
Dave: Alright cowboy.
I smirked.
I had a good night. Dave's the humour that makes work worthwhile.
