Tempting, Tormenting, and Tribulatious Tits

Ah, where to start...

I find that men seem to focus on la boobies too much. I don't have 'em and men DON'T feel me up - for obvious reasons - but by god I get an earful.

Boys, you need to focus on the whole woman.

I am amused by breasts, and yeah I am a boob man; but that doesn't mean that's all I focus on. And I HATE hearing about... *sigh* *grumble* Just... there's more to a woman than boobs and sex. Take fuckin' note.

You have to arouse her with your mind; lead to the touch, and don't jump the gun to the "forbidden places."
Play with words, make her feel wanted. More than that; make her ache for things and don't just GIVE them to her. You're working to make her want you, have her work some to get you. Men aren't the only gender to enjoy "the chase."

Anyway...
Women with large mammary glands have them appreciated by every Joe Blow that has eyes, and is heterosexual. They even get noticed by WOMEN! And if they round the bases with a guy, THAT'S HIS MAIN FOCUS.
Even if a woman has (let's say) smaller breasts, they're still an attention getter. They are - after all - boobs.

So after I romance a woman and appreciate everything about her - from her intellect (no matter how small or large) to her mannerisms, and her body - and things turn from playful (and clothed) touching, dancing, cuddling, and so on... into more naked activities, I don't want to be able to tell that she's about tired of dudes hands on her tits, as mine get close. That pisses me off.
And yes, I have spoken with the opposite gender (whom I've been with and not) about this; I frequently hear, "Well guys focus on them and not me," or, "I have big boobs, I'm used to being ignored," and my personal favourite, "They get played with all the time."

Guys, you gotta pay equal attention to other areas of a woman's body.
Gals, they're gonna get played with. I apologize on behalf of males everywhere for having them played SO often, but they won't be ignored.

Also, I like a nice set of legs and a hot booty, so yeah I'll sink my fingers into them.
When I grab your ass I'm not shooting for... you know. I'm just enjoying myself and enjoying you.

"When you assume you make an ass out of you and me."

Inner Nerd: Super Couples

Who's got the down lo on hero and villain (super or not) couples? I'm trying to pick a set, and coming up empty. I'm currently stuck as Spider-Man with Black Cat. Black Cat is gorgeous, but I don't wanna be Spider-Man. Don't get me wrong, he's cool and all, and The Amazing Spider-Man was a phenomenal film; just I don't feel like being him, you know?

I'm not saying I will adopt a hero personality, and get powers and shit. Just he's kinda odd, and I'm not a huge fan of his person and powers enough to have giggle fits and be called "Spidey".
I was Superman for as long as I can remember, but let's face facts; Superman isn't technically a superhero. He's an alien. Just like Iron Man and Batman aren't superheroes (no offense guys). They're heroes. They're really heroic everyday people. Both rich and brilliant, but no super powers.

Don't get me wrong though, hero couples are cool too. Unfortunately I can't find a legitimate female counterpart for Iron Man, as he's either a womanizer or into Pepper Potts (who isn't a hero), and Batman & Catwoman was shot down. *grumble* And let's face it, Lois Lane? Not a hero. And I'm chilling with a young lady who knows a lot about this stuff, and wants to be a hero too. Every girl before was chill with being the Lois Lane to my Superman; it really is time for a change though. Let's face it. You've all heard about my track record.

So I like villains, but somebody else doesn't. Which means if I wanted to be a villain I'd need to be a villain with a hero female counterpart; that's so easy to find. *sigh* But right now I'm not in research mode; I'm in, "Time to go to bed because I work again tonight," mode.
So if anyone knows if Venom has a female hero counterpart (which is unlikely), I'd like to hear it.
Or if Power Girl has a male counterpart that I can't currently find, pipe up?
Or if Vampirella (I like the sound of "eternity." It sounds romantic) has an "immortal" counterpart...
I know Wolverine's immortal, but I sort want someone with their own "logo." And if one side's immortal the other must be too. And I know Wolverine has X-23, and she's hot, but she's sorta like his daughter, in the sense she's a clone of him. And that's just wrong.

Anyway, sleep maybe now?
*fingers crossed*

Let me hear what you've got! :)